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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.22 12:55:00 -
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I can hardly believe that Tehel Necrona has created another crappy identity to bad mouth the NVA with. Honestly, the man is about as sad as sad can be.
The war finished a long time ago Tehel m'dear, you lost remember?
If you wanted to continue fighting it then you should have taken a leaf out of some of your former comrade's books and joined Biomass as a combat pilot.
Then at least you would have something to say about current politics.
Instead you remain (as you ever were) a clueless numpty with neither wit nor talent and precious little civility to boot.
In short, monsieur, take your raggedy-assed posterier from the NVA rubbish bins and crawl away to haunt some other scrap of waste ground.
Love and peace (and the memory of your abject humiliation)
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.22 20:45:00 -
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Jacob Molari is the undead monkey of the Biomass Blackpearl, they trot him out to steal back the occassion doubloon of scant credibility when their arguments are otherwise being blown to pieces and smashed to smithereens.
Sadly being a monkey, his attention-span and grasp of history is a little limited ... at the moment he is stuck on "we won a couple of fleet victories and then had gm biomass help us score a third" mode.
Someone needs to explain to biomass that without a continued presence in a region they haven't really "won" anything.
Cheap jumpin-kills and then run for the hills and log as a war strategy doesn't actually count for much at all in the big picture.
Still, it is quite amusing watching this minature simian aping the process of military analysis ...
But like all absurdist comedy one supposes it will eventually get dull.
Love and peace
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.23 01:53:00 -
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I know Qball, I just can't help myself, the tedium of servicing my agent just needs to be relieved ... and the dark pleasure of insulting biomass is a seductive fancy.
Ah well, it passes the time.
Love and peace
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Posted - 2003.12.23 13:13:00 -
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Sadly Halseth, one does rather imagine that monsieur Xen's price will be that we recognise him as the grand high poobar in the revitalised "nation of eve (mk2/pirate/ganker variant)" amusing to do it no-doubt, but since the man's irony circuits were cauterised out at birth with a back street welding torch, its supremely doubtful he'd get the joke.
What amazes me about all this is the way he keeps going on about the biomass gurista-killing techniques ... I mean, seriously, yep they are hard, but its not like they are so hard nobody else can do it now is it?
I'm beginning to wonder if Xen has hit upon a way to make the Gurrista pirates CTD or lag on jump-in, that would certainly explain away his mad-eyed glee at such "techniques".
We know Biomass will stop at absolutely nothing to achieve body count (from long experience) ... ya know, (on reflection) its even possible that their bottled divine intervention in the form of gm biomass has helped them to move spawns of gurristas to the sentry guns in secure space to be ganked by concord while lagged ... that would be about Xen's level I think.
Would probably be categorised as a patent Chris Xen combat "victory" also.
Love and peace
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.23 22:11:00 -
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Ah come on Crice old chap, its not that unreasonable for Bobby Wilson to point out that the NVA will consider anyone who associates themselves with you a self-contained mobile free fire zone, now is it?
Get a sense of humour m'dear, weren't you the guys going on about "new dimensions in warfare" and "forging a dark foresaken empire of evil."
Hardly unreasonable for us to say "we pity the fools that do business with crice" now is it?
Merry Christmas!
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2003.12.23 23:58:00 -
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Blame Huff technologies m'dear, thats what they are telling people. And re the cruise missiles ... psshhh, you can't fire donuts at muppets, sometimes you just buy blind from the market. Honestly cupcakes, we have had this discussion before; you aren't really "dealing" with somebody if you buy their stuff randomly off the automarket. You need to enter into the kind of mining arrangements you are pimping for to be considered a quisling corp.
Its fairly simplistic theory here Crice, lets not start from founding principles again. (the whole opposable thumbs/tool using theory is dead dull to explain for the umteenth time).
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Posted - 2003.12.31 17:39:00 -
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That is a very enthusiastic comeback monsieur Jehutty, how very backseat of a convertable grav-car after the proms of you. Still, like all such fumbling red-faced manouvers tend to involve, you seem to have shot your load rather too earlier and achieved naught besides a mess on the leather and a few minutes of embarrassed silence.
Ah well,
Love and peace regardless
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Posted - 2003.12.31 19:31:00 -
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Just call 'em as I see 'em Crice m'dear, and this Jehutty chap does seem the typical over-excited prom-gaff achetype.
Still, have lovely new year sweetheart. (and if you spent it on the backseat of a grav car do try to think of something calming for a few moments at the crucial juncture.)
;)
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